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I was on lookout duty and at approximately 13:34 hours I noticed a large ship moving across neutral waters, a cruise ship full of tourists that love to order Corona, wear stupid tropical shirts, and ask if they could get a tortilla with their food. I ran up the triangle staircase to move myself into position on the artillery deck. There it was, 11 stories of culture ruiners waving back at me and smiling. I couldn’t take it anymore so I manned the main cannon and the first shot sank them, must have been the excessive weight on board.

Music to listen to while shooting a cannon:

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Eric