(Click each picture to make it larger, the clear bottle with the floating stuff in it is the devil, moonshine)
RUM:
You’ve heard it a thousand times by the various marketing agencies that tell you that the best rums come from Puerto Rico, they’re right. You believe that Bacardi is the best and Captain Morgan is another great rum brought to you by the great rum distributors or Puerto Rico. You are wrong. The best and most consumed rum in Puerto Rico is Don Q, by the Serralles Family in Ponce, Puerto Rico.
This was my first time visiting Puerto Rico being a legal drinker (legal age is 18, by the way), and I made a tourist mistake my first night out with my parents. “Oh, I’ll have the captain and coke please”. Immediately, the waiter looked at me like a Gringo and treated me a little different. It’s not a rude thing, it’s more of something like, “damn, we thought you were one of us”.
What to order? Don Q on the rocks or with a coke. They’ll ask you, “white or gold”? I’m allergic to white rum and coke so I always stick to gold and coke. You can’t really taste a difference unless you’re going to drink them straight then at that point you’re just getting snobby if you can tell a difference so just stop treating it like a wine tasting and just drink and relax.
My new favorite? Fresh cut coconut with a little Don Q gold poured in.
SANGRIA:
Go to the local bakeries, Panaderias, and you will find a few different styles of Sangria, bottled and ready to be consumed immediately. This system works like the pique (hot sauce) because from town to town or bakery to bakery you will find a different vendor pushing their product. It’s pretty good stuff but I’d suggest keeping it to the basics of rum and beer. This is another way of me saying, my recipe is better (click).
BEER:
Yes, Puerto Rico makes fantastic beer. Say it with me now, Me-DA-YA or Medalla for you spanish speakers. What makes this beer good? It’s local, inexpensive, and will make you look like “one of them” when you ask for it. You’ll get the instant nod of approval from the locals when you order one. Go ahead, be the dumb ass Tommy Bahama shirt, sandals with socks, red burned faced tourist that orders a Corona just because you think Puerto Rico is Mexico and see how things will shut down around you. When you’re visiting somewhere, do as the locals do. I’m helping you out here! Medalla all the way, it’s a damn good beer and it won’t hurt your pocket like one of those fine microbrews that will be there when you get back from vacation (mmmmm Mac and Jack).
NON-ALCOHOLIC (If you must):
Malta India. This is a malt drink made by the people who make Medalla. When they’re not busy cranking out their beer they use the same center to make this malt drink. I’m not a big fan of this stuff because it’s really syrupy tasting and non-carbonated. It’s a sensation on the island though, lots of people who grew up drinking this stuff as little kids love this and don’t get the wrong impression here, I’m just a carbonated beverage freak.
Don’t drink water. Not because the water quality is bad for you, just because there is a bottled water called, Cristal, that is so good and made by the same people that make Don Q Rum. Just be sure to drink lots of water, becoming dehydrated is something that can happen very easily because the temperature is so humid and you’ll be sweating constantly. DRINK MORE, even if it isn’t water
DON’T:
Think that Puerto Rico is all about Pina Coladas. Yes, it was invented there and you can find a few places that will make a fine Pina Colada for you, but don’t be fooled, this drink is a tourist trap. It’s meant to make you pay $7-10 per drink in order for you to feel like you’re doing as the locals do. Leave the fancy umbrellas and huge serving glasses for your next cruise vacation.
Want to do as the locals do? Find some Pitorro a.k.a. Moonshine. Buried in the ground and made a billion different ways, this stuff will send you into a coma if you’re not too careful. I placed this in the don’t section because this is something the locals will offer you the first day you come to visit, they’ll even flavor it with coconut to take the edge off (oh, how nice of them) but this will sneak up on you faster than a camouflaged ninja cheetah. Drink a cap full of this stuff and you’ll be good to go. Get into a macho cool guy tournament then you’ll end up like a certain person I need not mention (who could that be????).
As always please be careful while you drink.
(Click here for more of my Puerto Rico Travel Guide)
Enjoy,
Eric
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